SWF ISO D/D/D-free SWM NO FATTIES ([info]meropa) wrote,
@ 2008-04-03 06:38:00
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Random fact:
I have never been a bridesmaid.

I was supposed to be one when I was about 13 or so, but my cousin called it off with the bemulleted dude she was with. Tragedy!

Since a lot of my gal pals are already married (and they all had sisters/cousins/better friends than yours truly to include in the bridal party), I see a very small chance of me every donning an impractical dress and planning functions where mojitos, appletinis, mani-pedis, and/or beefcake male strippers are involved.

Always a bridesmaid, never a bride... Never a bridesmaid... dunno about that one.

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[info]cecilgene
2008-04-03 02:42 pm UTC (link)
I have never been one either. It hurts.

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[info]meropa
2008-04-03 08:31 pm UTC (link)
You can be one of mine if I ever get married.

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[info]cecilgene
2008-04-03 08:33 pm UTC (link)
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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[info]meropa
2008-04-03 08:43 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, I hope you're ready to be pretty in pink. Or plaid.

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be glad
[info]nvkgrens
2008-04-03 03:12 pm UTC (link)
being a bridesmaid SUKS! the last wedding i was in i laid out around $800.00 between the dress, the shower i threw, the showers i attended, the hotel room for three nights, ugh!

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[info]meropa
2008-04-03 08:31 pm UTC (link)
That's a lot of meat.

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[info]businesscasual
2008-04-03 03:55 pm UTC (link)
It's "Always a Wedding DJ, Never a Bridesmaid" for me, which carries a certain patheticness that I've gotten used to laughing about. WAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Anyway, I finally did become Maid of Honor at my friend's wedding last year and THEY CAN HAVE THAT SHIT. Too stressful!! I'll never do it again!

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[info]meropa
2008-04-03 08:30 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, I need to save my energy for going to see George Michael.

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[info]glueandglitter
2008-04-03 05:46 pm UTC (link)
I've never been a bridesmaid either. From what I hear, it's sort of expensive!

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[info]meropa
2008-04-03 08:30 pm UTC (link)
Then I don't want it :)

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